Post by Matty on Nov 5, 2008 20:52:41 GMT -5
Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the third episode of CWA Saturdaynight!!!!!!, Im Gordon Solie along with my broadcast partner once again, The Superstar Billy Grahm!!!
Grahm: You know i could really get used to this gig daddy!!!! As always its a pleasure brother, And man do we have some action for you folks here toinght!!
Solie: That we most certainly do Superstar, and lets get that action started as The Midnight Express and Jim Cornette make their way to the ring!!!
Grahm: You know somthing Solie, by hook or by crook these guys have been able to get the wins here in CWA
Solie: That they have, beating both the Road Warriors and The Killer Bees!!! We'll have to see how they do tonight as there opponents The Fabulous Freebirds make there way to the ring!!!!
Solie: Michael P.S Hayes and Terry Gordy!!!! As we get to the ring for tonights first start at action!!!!
Grahm: Gordy and Eaton starting things off here
Solie:These two men lock up!!!
Grahm: WOW! Gordy just through Eaton down like a sack of potato's
Solie: That he did, Eaton doesnt seem to be to pleased with it
Grahm: He goes after Gordy.....
Solie: Terry Gordy with a spectacular hip toss that sent Eaton air born!!!!
Grahm: There you see Eaton getting to the ropes, the ref trying to block Gordy off...
Solie: Ewww and rake of the eyes by Beautiful Bobby
Solie: Big forarm to the back!!!
Grahm: You see the Solie, Eaton is chokin the big out this man!!!
Solie: The ref better put a stop to this!!!
Grahm: Tag by Eaton, Sweet Stan in there now, and he goes right to work on Gordyzillia
Solie: Lane send him smashing into the corner
Grahm: The big man hit his dome piece right on that turnbuckle!!!
Solie: Lane seems to be trying something here
Solie: And Gordy stops him with a big boot to the face!
Grahm: Both guys are out of it now, there both tryin to get the tag!!
Solie: Lane gets it!!!! and so does Gordy!!
Grahm: Hayes is ready as ever!!!
Solie: Clothesline on Eaton!!!
Solie: And another one to Lane!
Grahm: That sent him out of the ring Gordon!!
Solie: That it did and now Hayes is sending Eaton to the corner
Grahm: And smash!!!!
Solie: Hayes playin to the crowd!!
Grahm: Look Solie, Cornette is handing that racket to Bobby Eaton!!!!
Solie: Well Gordy's trying to get himself together on the outside, Lane jumps up to distract the ref!!!
Grahm: And Hayes walks right into it!!!
Solie: He got hit hard with that!!!
Grahm: Eaton gets rid of the evidence
Solie: The ref doesnt know whats goin on??
Grahm: Eaton goes for the pin, Lanes got Gordy held back!!
Solie: 1....2....3!!!! Midnight Express once again are the winners
Grahm: Gordy helping Hayes up
Solie: Hayes is pointing at Cornette
Grahm: Gordy grabs Cornette, Hayes dumps the ref!!
Grahm: Gordys got Cornette, Hayes is keeping back Midnight Express with that tennis racket
Solie: Gordy send Cornette to the ropes
Grahm: O My God he just took his head off with that clothesline!!
Solie: Lane and Eaton getting there fallen manager out of the ring!!
Grahm: Im sure we havent seen the last of these two teams goin at it
Solie: Im sure we havent Superstar!!! Fans we'll be right back after this!!!!
Solie: Fans we are back with more action, here comes the chairman, Harley Race!!
Grahm: I wonder what the boss man gots to say?
Race: Hows everyone doing tonight??? I hope your all enjoying the show thus fare, we have tons more action coming your way!!!! Im out here tonight to talk about what happened to Dusty Rhodes and Ric Flair last week........
Race: Great Muta you will get your shot at Ric Flair right after WrestleWar on CWA Saturday night!!! Itll be the last show before Figamania!!! But before that im putting you in a match at WrestleWar!!! Muta you'll be taking on the Telivision Champion Barry Windham!!!! Thats not all folks we also have..........
Solie: Whos this?
Is that?? It is?Grahm: Thats Larry Zbyszko!!!!! AWA's Heavyweight Champion!!!!
Solie: I wonder what he's doin here?
Grahm: I dont know brotha, but im listening!
Race: What the hell are you doing here Zbyszko?? Does Verne know your here??
Zbyszko: What Verne Gagne doesnt know wont hurt the old man!!!
Zbyszko: Im here to tonight to see my competition for FigaMania, and as fare as im concerned, the competition here doesnt stand a chance against me!!! THE Worlds Heavyweight Champion!!!
Zbyszko: You bring who ever you want to FigaMania and ill be sure to make qwick work of anyone, Dusty, Flair........
Zbyszko: I knew id strike someones attention!!!
Solie: There Flair and JJ Dillon!!!
Grahm: Im sure somthings gonna erupt!!
Flair: Zbyszko!!!!! You wanna come out here and talk about no competition!!! well let me tell you this at Figamania im all the competition your gonna need...........WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!.....
Flair: Im gonna unify these titles!!!! then your gonna be history my friend!
Flair: Because this will be the only title left after FigaMania, WOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Race: Now Flair i wouldnt be counting my chickens before they hatch, you still got to go through Dusty Rhodes at WrestleWar, And if you can do that, then you got Muta at CWA Saturdaynight right before Figamania!!!
Race: And as far as you go, I know for a fact you got matches with Rick Martel and Sgt. Slaughter you have to win before getting to FigaMania!!!! With that being said......
Race: You two..........
Race: And you...........
Race: Get out of my ring before i get mad!!!!!
Solie: Strong words coming from both champions
Grahm: Even stronger words coming from the chairman Harley Race!!!!!
Solie: Yes indeed, fans lets get back to more action as the 4 Horsemens manager James J Dillon comes to the ring
Grahm: Whats he doin out here? Lets see some wrestling not this joker!!
JJ: The Horsemen and i consider our selves more than just the elite in pro wrestling.......
JJ: We consider each other family, and in family you have freinds, let me introduce you to my newest aqustition and a friend of the family......
JJ: Lex Luger!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Solie: O my Grahm, Luger is with the Horsemen and Dillon?
Grahm: O no hes just a "freind"
JJ: Remember hes just a friend of the family, ha ha!!!!
JJ: Maybe a little security, ha ha ha!!!
Grahm: I smell something bad comin from this, Heres comes the other debuting Wahoo McDaniels!!
Solie: Luger coming in the ring showing off his body!!
Grahm: Let me in there ill show him muscle!!!!
Solie: I bet you would Superstar, look at him and JJ!!!
Grahm: Luger turns around and WHAM!!! huge chop!!!!
Solie: I heard that from way up here Grahm!! as Luger rolls out of the ring!
Solie: Look in the ring, Wahoo is mocking Luger! ha ha!!
Grahm: Now thats funny, the crowd loves it!!
Solie: Luger doesnt seem to like it very much!
Solie: Wahoo wants to get this started
Grahm: Here we go!!! and Luger with a kick to the gut!!
Solie: Hard forarms
Grahm: He goin to work on the Indian in the corner
Solie: He gonna try to pick the big Indian up.......
Grahm: Look at that power!!! as sends Wahoo back down!!!!
Grahm: Yeah we seen it Dillon, pay attention to your the match!!
Solie: Luger lifting Wahoo back up
Solie: Hes going to the ropes
Grahm: Wahoo catches him with a sleeper hold!!!!
Soliel: Wahoo has it locked
Grahm: Lugers gets out of it with elbows to the gut
Solie: He does and hes going to the ropes
Solie: And Wahoo with a big clothesline!!
Grahm: Now what Dillon on the apron for??
Solie: I dont know but Wahoo better watch out Luger is up!!
Grahm: Luger just hit Dillon!!!!!!!!
Solie: he turns around and Wahoo's waiting for him!!
Grahm: Big boot!!!!!
Solie: And DDT on Luger!!!!!!!
Grahm: He goes for the cover
Solie: 1.....2......and 3, Wahoo wins this one!!!!
Grahm: Dillon is in disbelieve!!! Fans we'll be right back!!!
Fans were back here with the American Dream Dusty Rhodes.....
Solie: Dusty, you seem to be the talk of the wrestling world, you have a match with World Heavyweight champion Ric Flair at WrestleWar, which im told after your match later on tonight your goin to announce what type of match its goin be, then The Midnight Rider, do you have idea who it is?
Dusty: Well Gordon, i can tail u dis, who eva the Midnight Rider is, hes coward if u will, he wont stand toe to toe with the American Dream and face face to face....
Dusty: I can tail dis once i found out, he's mark man in my book daddy!!!
Dusty: As fare as Flair goes, u betta hold on to dat title real close like, cause come WrestleWar its mine baby!!!
VOICE: Watcha need to do is quit yappin that big.........
Hansen: Mouth of yours and start wrasslin,
Solie: Stan Hansen what are you doin out here??
Hansen: Me and my manager Classie Freddie Blassie got sick and tired of hearing this piece of trash run his mouth about midnight rider this, flair that...
Dusty: Hansen you want some daddy come on with it!!!!!!!!
Hansen: Ill be seeing your sorryass sooner than later Rhodes!!!
Dusty: We aint got to wait we can this now baby!!!!
Solie: Fans we got to go to break we'll be right back!!!!!!!
Solie: Fans were back with The Horsemen making there way to the ring!!!
Grahm: What a tag match were about to see here, The Road Warriors and The World Heavyweight Champion and the TV Champion Ric Flair and Barry Windham, here come the Road Warriors and Paul Ellering right now!!!!
Solie: These are two mamouths are guys Grahm!!
Grahm: They are the biggest in the CWA, next to me of course!
Solie: Looks like Flair and Hawk are starting things off here!
Grahm: Flair woooooooo's, struts and wooooo's towards Hawk
Solie: But look at Hawk, he shows no intimidation from Flair as they lock up
Solie; O my! Hawks got Flair up already!!!
Grahm: Look at the strength as he walks around the ring with him up!!
Solie: O and he just tosses Falir behind him!!
Solie: Flair getting himself up!
Grahm: He gets in the corner
Solie: Hawks running after him and.........
Solie: Big Splash!!!!!!!! and Flair goes down!!!!!
Grahm: Hawk tags in the big Animal!!
Solie: Flair with a big rake to the eyes of Animal, he's trying to get the tag and.....................
Solie: Does and Windham races over to try and stay on Animal!
Grahm: Huge forearm on Animal!!! He's putting them cowboy boots to him now!!
Solie: And he got him on a headlock of such!!
Solie: Animal getting his adreniline back!!!!!
Grahm: Windham up and over!!!!!
Solie: That took alot out of Animal, he didnt even use arms, raw neck power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grahm: Wait just a minute, Tully Blanchrds coming out here!!!!!
Solie: ANd theres Dusty!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grahm: He just grabbed Tully
Grahm: And there they go!!!!!!!!!
Solie: Windham tags Flair, Animal tags Hawk!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grahm: Clothesline on Flair..............
Grahm: Then he takes Windham tot he outside!!!!!!!! Animals in the ring grabbing Flair up!!!!!!!!
Solie: Hawk is going up!!!!!!!!!
Grahm: DOOMSDAY DEVICE!!!!!!!!!
Solie: Hawks connects!!!!!!!!
Solie: He goes for the pin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Grahm: 1......2.......
Grahm: And 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Road Warriors win this one!!!!!!!
Solie: Hawk just pinned the World Champion!!!!!!!!
Grahm: OMG what a match!!!!!!!!!! fans once again we will be back with our Main Event of the evening Rhodes and Anderson!!!!!
Fans we are back with our main event, here comes Arn Anderson with once agiain JJ Dillon
Grahm: Man i am tired of seeing Dillons ugly mug out here!!
Solie: Harley Race had this to say during the break
Race: In the interest of fairness the Horsemen will not be aloud at ringside, only JJ Dillon can be at ringside
Grahm: A straight up match, this'll be a good one, here comes The American Dream Dusty Rhodes
Solie: These fans love The Dream
Solie: And here we go!!! they lock up!!!!
Grahm: Dusty gets out of it!
Solie: Bionic elbow by Rhodes!!!!
Solie: Another one from Rhodes!!!!!
Grahm: And one more for good measurement!!!!!!!! Look JJ's on the apron!!!!!!!!!
Grahm: And Dusty gives him one!! Hes on fire here!!!!
Solie: Anderson goes to the outside to check on JJ
Grahm: and The Dream follows him!!!!
Solie: He's got them both!!!! and...........
Solie: Double head butt!!!!!!!
Grahm: Its always a pleasure to see the Dream at his best daddy!!
Solie: Anderson getting back in the ring!!
Solie: There gonna lock up!!
Solie: Big knee by ANderson!!!
Grahm: Now hes putting the hurtin on big Dust!!!!
Solie: Hes picking him up, whats he gonna do with him?
Grahm: Wait Gordon!! Dusty with some big rights!!!!
Solie: He's sending Double A to the ropes!!
Grahm: But wait its reversed!
Solie: Dustys up and..............
Grahm: Huge Spinebuster, Arns goin for the pin!!!!!!!!!!
Solie:1....2.....and Rhodes kickedout!!!!!!!!!
Grahm: Arn is livid, he's arguing with the ref about it now!!!!!!!
Solie: The ref checks on Rhodes, why is Arn Pointing to Dillon?
Grahm: Dillons got brassknucks Solie!!!!!!!
Solie: Arn just grabbed'em!!!
Solie: He swings at Rhodes!!!!
Grahm: Rhodes ducks!!!!!!!!
Solie: up and big knee!!!! Arn dropped the brassknuckles!!!
Grahm: Dusty picks them up!!!!!!!!!
Solie: O mY he just nailed Double A withem
Grahm: This just isnt the Horsmens night!!!! Rhodes goes for a cover
Solie:1.....2......3!!!!!!!!!! Dream wins it!!!!!!!!
Grahm: JJ pulling Double A's lifeless body out of the ring
Solie: Race comes in the ring, we are about to see what kind of match we'll all see at WrestleWar!!!!
Race: Dusty, what will we see at WrestlWar???
Rhodes: Well this match they aint no way of interfernce baby!!!!!!!
Rhodes: 15 foot high steel cage!!!!!!!!!
Rhodes: Im gettin back what mine dady
Solie: Wait a minute there Hansen and Blassie??
Grahm: What do they want??
Solie: Race stopping them from getting in the ring
Grahm: Rhodes telling them to bring it!!
Solie: But wait theres the MIdnight Rider again!!!!!
Grahm: He just nailed rhodes with that hammer again!!!!
Solie: Race sees whats goin on, hes comin in the ring
Grahm: And the midnight rider is leaving the ring!!! Wait a minute....
Grahm: He and Hansen and Blassie know each other, there in this together???
Solie: I have no idea Superstar, it looks like it to me, fans well see ya at WrestleWar!!!!!!!!!