Post by Matty on Oct 23, 2008 19:06:31 GMT -5
Hello everyone, Im Gordon Solie here in Chicago Illinois, alonside my broadcast colie for the night, a legend in the sport, a former world champion, "Superstar" Billy Grahm.
Grahm: It is an honor and a privlage to be here tonight on the first ever CWA show, and do we have a show for you folks tonight.
Solie: That it is Superstar, on the card tonight we got Jerry The King Lawler takin on a mystery opponent, I wonder who it will be Superstar.
Grahm: Well i was told it should be a good match, Andre The Giant couldnt be here tonight because of prior engagements, i just hope they got an opponent of his stature and cradentials.
Solie: As do i Grahm, Bobby Heenans in the ring lets see what he has to say tonight about the big announcment between he and Paul E. Dangerously.
Heenan: I noticed some kind of smell today while i was gettn out of my limousine, then i realized that i was in Chicago Illinois, that explained everything. Lets get down to buisness, first off let me introduce to you, the united states tag team champions, The Heenan Families, Ravishing Rick Rude and Mr. Perfect Curt Henning.
Solie: and there they are the US Tag Team Champions, Rude and Perfect.
Grahm: Now Gordon, youi have to give credit where credit is due, these 2 have made numerous title defenses including defeats ovr Dusty and Magnum, The Road Warriors, and so many other teams out there.
Solie: We'll have to see how Curt Henning pairs up with the Dynamite Kid tonight.
Grahm: Well its been awhile since Henning has competed in singles matches, i cant wait for that match tonight.
Heenan: And now let me introduce to you, the newest member/agent/manager of the Heenan Family, Paul E. Dangerously.....
Solie: There he is, Mr. Paul E. Dangerously
Grahm: I cant wait to see wats instore with this whole alliance thing, theres been so much talk about it as of late
Solie: Well Superstar im sure we are about to find out.
Dangerously: Thank You Mr. Heenan, and let me say what a privilage it is to be in the ring with Rick Rude and and Curt Henning the US Tag Team Champions, and also to have formed the most dangerous, powerful alliance in the history of pro wrestling,...... The Heenan/Dangerously Alliance!!!!!
Dangerously: Now, Bobby, being the so called agent of the Heenan Family, I think you'll be happy to know Ive down my job.
Dangeroulsy: Im sure your asking yourself how? Well im more on showing then talking so here they are, the newest members of the Heenan/Dangerous Alliance, Stunning Steve Austin and Flyin Brian Pillman, The Hollywood Blondes!!!!!!
Solie: My god Grahm this is goin to be a force to be reckoned with for sure.
Grahm: Im offly surprised at the way theyre all reacting to each other, but then again theyre all 1 in the same. Look at the way there imbrassing each other.
Solie: I see wat u mean there, i just dont see how these 2 teams will coesist?
Grahm: Lets see wat Dangerouslys got to say.
Dangerously: This is the elite in all wrestling, forget all other stables, this is where the money's at, and it aint all, this is just the begining.
Heenan: The Heenan/Dangerously Alliance is where its at in the CWA, you can count on that!
Solie: Strong words comin from both Dangerously and Heenan.
Grahm: They sure are Gordon, i just wonder if they can back up wat they say.
Solie: Only time will tell, up next ladies and gentlemen we Jerry Lawler vs. ?, thats up next, stay tuned!
Solie: We are back with our first match for this evening.
Grahm: It ought to be a good one.
Solie: Here comes The King Jerry Lawler
Lawler: Come on bring out my first vict......I mean "opponent"
Solie: Thats Michael Hayes, wats he doin here?
Grahm: Well i dont think hes wrestling, hes not even in gear?
Michael Hayes: Belive me Lawler, theres nothin more id like to do then whoop yr butt all over this ring, but unfortunatly, im here to announce yr opponent for the night, Ladies and Gentlemen, my brotha!!! Terry "BAM BAM" Gordy...
Solie: Terry Gordy! wow wat a match were gonna see tonight!
Grahm: Lawler doesnt seem to look to happy about this.
Solie: No he doesnt Superstar, here we go to action as the two combandants lock up.
Solie: Gordy turns into a headlock!
Solie: Lawler send him to the ropes, and Gordy nails a huge shoulder tackle!!!
Grahm: That must have caused some damage.
Solie: Gordy getting lawler back up.........
Solie: Throws in to the corner.............
Solie: And delivers a huge clothsline. Lawler is now flat on his face
Grahm: after the impact on that i dont see how hes gonna get up Gordon.
Solie: Lawler gettin back to his feet, and Gordy is measureing him, as if he were stalking his prey
Grahm: There he goes and...........
Solie: Bamm, Lawler moves and Terry nails the turnbuckle
Grahm: Schoolboy, we got the first pin attempt inthe match 1....2....
Solie: And Bam Bam Kicks out, that was a close one.
Grahm: Look Solie! What the hell is Jimmy Hart doin out here, WAIT A MINUTE.........
Solie: He just nailed Michael Hayes with that megaphone!!!
Grahm: now hes screamin at him, the ref turns his attention to wats goin on on the outside...
Solie: Now wats the Honky Tonk Man doin here!!!! and wats he doin w/ that chair..
Grahm: Hes handing it to Lawler, wat the hells goin on here
Solie: Hes not gonna......
Grahm: He just nailed Gordy w/ the chair...
Grahm: Now he handin the chair back to Honky
Solie: Honky is hiding alongside the ring
Grahm: Lawlers goes for the pin, he cant win like this, noo!
Solie:1....2......3..... and its over thanks to Jimmy Hart and The Honky Tonk Man..
Grahm: How can Lawler take claim to this victory
Solie: Now here comes Har and Honky to celebrate
Solie: This is dispicible, Hayes is tryin to get back up...
Grahm: Wat a bunch of crap, fans we'll be back with more right after this.....
Solie: Hello everyone, and welcome back!! At this time it is my honor to annnounce New Japan Pro Wrestling to the ring!!!!!
Grahm: There u see, Inoki and his bodyguards along with The Great Muta and Masa Chono!!!
Grahm: Ashow of respect as they hold the ropes for the great Inoki.
Grahm: Inoki bows to mr. solie
Solie: Letme tell u wat a honor it is that u r here Mr. Inoki, Everyone knows about the talent exchange deal signed by CWA and NJPW, and its a great thing to happen to our new company, can i get yr words on this remarkable movement made by the 2 companies.
Inoki: It great honor to be here in CWA!!!! Major deal has been signed!!!! Both sides excited!!!
Solie: Indeed they are, Mr. Inoki do we know when the first time we r gonna c the NJPW stars in action here in CWA?
Inoki: We trying for Wrestle War!! It be big event!!
Inoki: Muta, Chono take on all comers!
Grahm: They look as if theyre ready for fight right now, wait a minute wats goin on here......
Grahm: its the 4 Horsemen, wat could they possibly want?
Flair: Mr. Inoki......... If u havent heard by now, Im Ric WWWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! Flair, and we are the 4 Horsemen!!!! The most powerful unit in wrestling today, I got the biggest match of my life comin tonight and dont think for a second this little announcement is goin to over shadow it!!
Grahm: Wats he talkin bout, well look Inoki says good luck and wants to shake flairs hand
Grahm: OMG!!! Flair just slapped him in the face!!!!!!!!!!! Its pandominium now, NJPW are goin after the Horsmen!!!
Grahm: Here come security to try and break this thing up!! Even JJ's tryin to hold Flair back!!!!
Grahm: We got to go to break fans we'll be right back!!!!
Solie: We r back fans and i can not belive wat just happened!!!
Grahm: neithr can i!, wat a show of disrespect by Flair and the Horsmen.
Solie: Well fans we got to get back to action as Curt Henning is coming to the ring w/ Paul E and Heenan
Solie: 1 half of the Us Tag Team champions, w/ newly agent/manager Paul E and as usual Bobby Heenan
Grahm: Heres comes the Dynamite Kid Gordon, lookin great as always
Grahm: They begin to lock up...
Solie: and Hennig w/ a thunderous knee to the gut of Dynamite.
Grahm: No Hennings goin to wrk on him
Solie: Send The Kid to the ropes
Grahm: Sunset flip!!!!!!!
Grahm: 1....2..... and almost
Solie: Henning goes for a clothsline and misses!!
Solie: Dropkick form the Kid
Grahm: Clotheline to the out side!!!!
Solie: Heenan and Dangeroulsy helpin Henning up
Grahm: wats Dynamite doin here Gordon
Solie: OMG he dives through the middle rope on to all 3 of them, i havent seen action like this before Superstar!!!!!!
Grahm: I havent seen anything like that before either, look at the carnage on the outside, as dynamite gets back in the ring
Grahm: Heenan/Dangerously/Henning all tryin to get back to their feet and Dynamite grabs Henning to get him back in the ring
Solie: wait a minute snap suplex, that means one thing
Grahm: U know wats next
Grahm: Dynamites goin up
Solie: Flyin head butt connects.....
Solie: 1...2...3!!!!!!!!!! Dynamite wins!!!!!
Grahm: There he goes the winner, but wait a minute......
Solie: The Heenan/Dangous Alliance attacks him
Grahm: This is ridiculous
Solie: there throwin him back in the ring
GRahm: Look there holdin him up for wat though
Solie: Heenan just handed Henning the belt and told him to nail with it
Grahm: And right to the face, this is terrible wat we're seein here
Solie: Now they celebrate as if they actually won something, i dont know wat to say fans we will be right back....
Solie: Hello fans as we are back to more action and wat night it has already been Superstar
Grahm: U got that right, first we c the Heenan/Dangerous Alliance, then we find out Lawler and the First Family are wrkin together, The whole NJPW and Horsemen erupts and then a unbeleivable performance by the Dynamite Kid leads him to victory then only to be jumped by the Hennan/Dangerous Alliance.
Solie: Been a good start to the first show i think, alot of rivalrys will come out of this 1, lets get back to action as The world tag team title are up for grabs when we see the Horsmen Tully and Arn take on the Road Warriors..
Grahm: and here are the Road Warriors w/ theyre mangaer Paul Ellering
Grahm: These 2 guys are just monsterous
Solie: that they are, and here come the champs? Wats wrong w/ tully wat r they tryin to pull here?
JJ: As u can see, Tully Blanchard hurt his leg pretty bad during the scuffle with NJPW imbasoles. So there will be no world tag team title match tonight boys
Solie: Wat he seemed to walk out of it fine?
Grahm: The Road Warriors are livid about this one.
JJ: But we didnt forget about u, no not at all, yr opponents tonight are.........right behind you!
Solie: Thats the Midnight Express, theyre attacking LOD from behind
Grahm: well the bell just rang we need a ref i guess for this match?
Solie: Lane pulling on Animal taking him to his corner
Grahm: Thats smart thinkin there, but i dont know wat to think about all this
Solie: Me either Grahm, well Lane tags in Eaton
Grahm: If Blanchards hurt so bad why is he still at ringside?
Solie: I was wondering the same thing Superstar
Solie: Eaton putting the boots to Animal
Grahm: Look at that blantenent choke
Solie: Hes brining him to his feet now
Solie: He sneds animal to the ropes
Grahm: HUGE Shoulder tackle, com on get to Hawk
Solie: They both make the tag
Grahm: Big clothesline from Hawk to Lane
Solie: ANother 1 on Eaton sends him to the outside
Grahm: Then Cornette wants to stick his noise in it and gets
leveled
Grahm: R u kidding me, havent we seen enough of this tonoght
Solie: Arn and JJ, and wat is Tully doin i thought he was injured!!!!!
Grahm: He just knocked Hawks head off w/ that crutch!!
Solie: He cant be hurt
Grahm: The ref didnt see it, and we got a pinfall in the middle of the ring
Solie:1...2...3 and it sover the Midnight Express is 1 of few to hold a victory ovr LOD, and its all thanks to Arn, Tully, and JJ.
Grahm: Tully seems to be just fine now
Solie: I cant belive my eyes, as the Midnight Express are celebrating in the ring
Solie: We got Windham and Steiner, title vs. title next
Grahm: Wat else could possibly happen here tonight, fans well be right back with part 5
Grahm: Welcome back to this crazy ride we call wrestling, and wat a crazy night its been
Solie: Thats for sure Superstar, well here comes the US Champion, Rick Steiner to the ring
Grahm: And here comes The TV Champ w/ that no good JJ Dillion
Solie: Once again folks this is a title vs. title match, Steiner won that Us strap from Windham some time ago
Grahm: he cant be satisfied with one belt, hes got to have 2
Solie: and here we go
Grahm: Lock up and Windham gets thrown down to the ground
Solie: He gets up and goes to his corner
Grahm: Steiner wants to go, he came here for a fight tonight
Solie: Windham getting "advice" for JJ Dillion, at Steiner looks to be goin to the ropes
Grahm: He just nailed Windham into JJ, and now Dillons on the floor
Solie: Steiners continures to go to work on Windham
Grahm: Look at Steiner go, the fans love it when he barks!
Solie: He goes back after Windham
Solie: and Windham pulls the rope down, and out goes Steiner
Grahm: Dillon seems to be tryin to throw some punches on Steiner
Solie: But look they dont fase hime at all, and now hes goin after JJ
Grahm: Wait a minute it was a trap! Thats the "hurt" Tully and Arn goin to town on Rick Steiner
Solie: But he fighting back with a vengence, and he nail Arn
Grahm: and just nailed Tully
Solie: Windham comin after him now and bang, big clothsline
Solie: Steiner getting back in the ring
Grahm: Wat Arn arguing with the refree bout?
Solie: Hebner just threw out Arn, Tully, and JJ Dillon, i cant believe this!
Grahm: Now the 1 on 1, its an even playin level.
Solie: and there goes the horsemen, Windham in the ring argueing with the ref
Grahm: Steiner with a role up!!!!
Solie: 1...2.. Kickout
Grahm: Windham gets up goes for a clotheline and......
Grahm: connects, steiner is down
Solie: Windham gets him back up and it looks like there goin to the corner.
Grahm: Windham with a chop, Steiner turns around and throws Windham in the corner now!!!!!
Solie:chop
Grahm: Now Steiner picks him up for a bodyslam and down
Solie: Windham up and clothsline!!!
Solie: And he goes for another
Solie: But hits the ref on accident
Grahm:O my! Hes checkin on the ref, but wats Windham up to in the corner there, hes gettin the television title!
Solie: He's gonna nail Steiner with it!
Grahm: Wait a minute here comes Magnum TA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Solie: We havent seen him since Windham put him out of action by using a chair 2 months ago!!!!!!!!
Grahm: Magnum grabs the belt he lost to Windham
Solie: Swings it at Windham, O NO!!!!!!!! Windham ducks and he hits Steiner!!!!!!!!!!!
Solie: Now Windham is tossin Magnum to the outside!
Grahm: Hes gonna cover Steiner!!!!!
Solie: 1.....2.....3!!!!!! Windham has just won this match and is the Us and Tv Champion
Grahm: The 1rst ever double champion here in the CWA!!!!!
Solie: Well regardless how he did it, he did it.
Grahm: Here come the Horsemen to celebrate!
Solie: As Magnum goes in the ring to tend to Steiner, fans we will be right back with your Main Event of the evening Flair vs. Rhodes!!!!!!!!!
Solie: Welcome back fans and has it been 1 heck of a night Superstar!!??
Grahm: Gordon i havent seen action like ive seen tonight in my life, this is one of the best shows ive seen, and to top it all off we have Flair vs. Rhodes for the CWA Heavyweight Title up next.
Solie: This match is a guranteed classic, lets get to it as Ric Flair walks that isle w/ JJ Dillon
Grahm: Look at that robe Solie!!
Solie: And Here he coomes The American Dream Dusty Rhodes
Solie: That belt is just beyond gorgeous Grahm
Grahm: That it is, it would look better around my waist, ha ha
Solie: The 2 are meeting in the middle, as the ref is explaining the rules of this major title match
Grahm: Look at the intensity in the ring
Solie: you can feel it, and here we go
Solie: Falir pointing his finger on Dustys chest
Grahm: Rhodes isnt putting up with that, now he pointing at Flair
Solie: O my Flair just smacked Rhodes!!!
Grahm: And Rhodes just smacked the taste out of Flairs mouth!
Solie: Dustys says come on, Flair runs towards him and......
Solie: Huge elbow to the head of Flair
Grahm: Now Flairs rolling out of the ring
Solie: Rhodes wants this, Flair on the outside w/ Dillon
Grahm: He gets back in the ring finally
Solie: looks like there about to lock up!
Grahm: There they go!
Solie: Flair gets a headlock, but Dusty Counters
Grahm: Back to back suplex
Solie: FLair gets up and darts twoards Rhodes
Grahm: And gets met by another elbow to the forhead
Solie: Rhodes is all fired up now!!
Grahm: He sure is goin to townn on Flair here
Solie: Now Rhodes is goin to the ropes
Solie: Elbow to the head, and he goes for the cover.......
Solie: OOOoooo, only a 2 count, that was close
Grahm:Arguing w/ the ref isnt gonna help anything, he needs to get back on Flair!!
Grahm: Rhodes now picking Flair up
Solie: Oh! and Flair with a thumb to the eye of Rhodes
Grahm: Looks as if the tides are gonna turn as Flair is now goin to work on Rhodes with those vicous chops!!
Grahm: Big Knee by Flair!!
Solie: Flair now goin for the figure 4 leglock!!!!
Grahm: Dusty boots to the outside!!!!!!! and Flair is down
Solie: Now JJ Tryin to pull some stunt im sure
Solie: Wait a minute here come NJPW stars!!!
Grahm: Muta just spit mist in Flairs eyes!! And here come the Horsemen!!!!
Solie: Look in the ring Grahm, Dillons got a chair!!!! Dusty catches him! and nails him!!!!!!!
Grahm: But look Arn just nailed Muta face off the ring stairs, wait he sneekin in the ring, he just picked up that chair Dillon droped!!!!!!!
Grahm: And just nailed Dusty with it!!!!!!!!!
Solie: He puts Flair on Dusty and gets out the ring!!!!!!!!!
Grahm: Hebner turns around and sees a pinfall!!!!!
Solie: Muta and Chono are out of here, after battling w/ the
horsemen
Grahm: 1.....2......3!!!!!!!!!!!
Grahm: Flair stole it!!!! Just when u think the Horsemen got wats
coming to them he still gets it!!!!!
Solie: Fans were out of time here, we will see next CWA Saturdaynight!!!!!!!!!!