CWA Satudaynight episode 7!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Matty]

Gene: Hello Ladies and gentleman, welocme to the 7th edition of CWA Saturdaynight!!!!!!, Im joined here once again by Jim Ross!!!

Ross: Thank You Gene, its a pleasure, ladies and gentleman we got a lot on the card for you tonight, but first lets take to the ring with the owner Matty Mo!!!!!



Matty: Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome!!!!!!!!!!! are we coming back are what!!!!!!! I d like to come out here and address a few things goin on in CWA, first off the 1rst Sunday Morning Stars of Wrestling was a hit, 2nd, this month we are in wrestlingfigs boards Head 2 Head, as i announced at Sunday Morning Stars of Wrestling Tully Blanchard will put his US title up against Arn Anderson!!!!!, Then in March WRESTLE WAR 2!!!!!!!!!!



Matty: Now the Tag Team situation, The Midnight Express are the CWA WORld Tag Team Champions, The Freebirds, Blondes, and Rock n Roll Express are the top 3 contenders for the titles so heres what im .....................



Gene: Thats the Freebirds music??





Matty: I had a feeling one of these teams were goin to come out. what do we owe this pleasure Freebirds!!!!



Hayes: Matty Mo now you know we ait never caused you any trouble out here and everytime it comes down to us getting a shot at the those tag titles some how someway we end up getting screwed out of it, we had the Blondes beat and Midnight Express come in and tried to take out my brotha!!!



Matty: I understand that all Michael



Matty: Thats why here tonight The Freebirds will be taking on the Hollywood Blondes, the winner of that will take on the winner of the Midnight Express, Rock n Roll Express match that will take place next CWA Saturdaynight at WRESTLEWAR2!!!!!!!



Hayes: Well if thats the best you can do Matty Mo!!!!!!!!!, thank you sir.....



Matty: No problem guys!!!!



Hayes: You people can count on this, buy the end of WRESTLEWAR, Your looking at the CWA Tag Team Champions!!!!!!!!!!!

[Matty]

Gene: Strong words from the Freebirds, they want theyre shot at those titles!!!

Ross: They did have a point, everytime they get there shot something always seems to take it away, we'll have to see how they capitalize tonight, lets take it now to Howrd Finkel in the ring!!!!



This is a non title match!!!! If Rick Rude wins then he will recive a title match at WrestleWar!!!!!!!, coming down the aisle with Bobby The Brain Heenan, 1 part of the Heenan Family, Ravishing Rick Rude!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Gene: This is Rudes chance to get a shot at the TV champ!!!!



Ross: Dynamite is no easy task though



Ross: Here comes the Kid now!!





Gene: There he is the reigning tv champion!!!!



Ross: No one has been able to dethrone Dynamite Kid as of yet, here we go lets get tot he action in the ring!!!



Gene: Rick Rude doing alittle trash talking here, as they began to lock up







Gene: Rude powers Dynamite into the corner!!!



Ross: Rude with a clean break??? WAit.............



Ross: Rude goes for a cheap clothesline!!!

Gene: Dynamite ducks!!!





Ross: Huge clothesline from Dynamite!!!!!!!



Gene: Rude down from that one

Ross: Rude tries to outsmart the Kid and fails, as hes getting to his feet now



Gene: And Dynamite taking him to the ropes







Ross: And Dynamite with a huge dropkick!!!!



Gene: Hes goin to try to pick up the win here!!!!



Gene: 1.....2.....



Gene: Rude manages to kick out of this one!!!

Ross: Half second more and Dynamite would have walked out the winner there!!!



Gene: Dynamite Kid getting Rude to his feet here now





Ross: Rude turns the tide and hes got Dynamite up !!!!





Ross: Rude now goin to work on Dynamite



Gene: Dynamite getting to his feet now





Ross: Huge chop from Rude!!!!



Gene: Whats he doin with him now



Ross: It looks like he taking the Kid to the ropes!!



Gene: Dynamite reverses it



Ross: And follows through with it



Gene: Dynamite with the roll up!!!!



Ross: 1....2....



Gene: Rude kicks out of this one



Ross: Dynamite goes to the ropes



Gene: Rude ducks the clothesline





Gene: Dynamite with a sunset flip!!!!!!



Ross: 1....2...





Gene: Rude reverses it!!! Wait just a minute, 1..........2........



Ross: Rude has his feet on the middle rope, and......3!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Gene: Ravishing one just stole this one!!!!!!!





Ross: Rude gets his title shot, by hook or crook



Gene: Dynamite trying to tell the ref what happend, but the decision is final though, fans we'll be right back!!

[Matty]

Gene: Fans we are back, and we have a hige match next

Ross: That we Gene, Andre the Giant taking a member of the Army Of Darkness, Cactus Jack

Gene: Andre making his way to the ring now





Ross: This is the biggest man in the sport today, i think ever for that most



Gene: That he is Jim, and look!!! Cactus goin right to work on The Giant





Ross: Cactus being ruthless here, choking Andre with that top rope there!!!

Gene: The ref putting a stop to this, getting Cactus back



Ross: But Cactus goin right back at him



Gene: But Andre moves out of the way!!!





Ross: Andre no giving Cactus alittle does of hism own medicine

Gene: Andre now putting the enormous boot to Cactus Jack!!





Gene: Whats Andre setting up for here??





Ross: O my!!! Huge headbutt to the skull of Jack!!



Gene: Cactus Jack lifeless, trying to pull himself up with the ringropes







Ross: Andre now running towards that corner!!!!





Gene: My god!!!! What a splash on Cactus Jack thats got to be it here!!!



Ross: I dont think so, Andre's dragging him in the middle of the ring





Gene: Whats Andre doin here, hes heading for the ropes





Ross: O my god!!!!!!!!! Cactus has got to be done for after that i cant beleive my eyes!!! Andre just ran, jumped and landed right on Cactus Jack!!!!!!



Gene: Not a chance in you know he's getting up from that!!!!!

Ross: 1...2... Wait a minute..........Sullivan is up on the ring apron





Ross: And Andre throws him over into the ring!!!!





Gene: Sullivan beggin for mercy in the ring!!!

Ross: Wait look Gary Hart is calling for the rest of the army!!







Ross: And they go on the attack!!!!!



Gene: Theyre trying to tie Andre up in the ropes!!!!!!

Ross: Gary throwing the ref out of the ring





Ross: They are really going to work on The Giant here



Gene: Look here comes help



Ross: The Dream is here





Ross: Sullivan and Woman head for the hills!!!



Gene: TheDream going to work on the Army here







Ross: Brody sent to the outside





Gene: Abdulah heading for Rhodes now

Ross: These 2 will meet later tonight!!!!



Ross: The Dream brings the top rope down, and Abdulah the Butcher goes to the outside!!!!!!!!!

Gene: Andre getting to his feet finally



Ross: Wait look here comes that no good Lawler, and hes got a chair , Andre turn around!!!!





Gene: He just whacked Andre right in the leg with it!!!!!



Ross: The Dream turns around and cant get to him in time!!!





Ross: Andre the Giant in excruciating pain here



Gene: Lawler trying to soften up the Giant before the memorial show



Ross That would be my best bet Gene, Fans we will right back!!!!

[Matty]

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Voice:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DEATH IS COMING TO CLASSIC WRESTLING ALLIANCE!!!!!!!!!



Gene: Could that mean what i think it means Jim??

Ross: I hope so Gene, but we got to get to our next match here, as the hollywood blondes come out with there manager bobby the brain



Gene: Pillman and Austin are looking for there chance at the titles here



Ross: wouldnt be a shock to me if they pulled it off here Gene, but here comes the Freebirds, no easy task for either team here







Ross: Freebirds talking strategy here, they have been waiting for this opportunity for quite sometime





Gene: Looks like Pillman and Hayes are starting things off here



Ross: Well if Austin would let them,



Ross: WAIT!!!!! what the ...............





Ross: STUN GUN!! ON PILLMAN!!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS GOIN ON HERE



Gene: I cant beleive my eyes!!!!





Ross: I think the Freebirds are as shocked as the rest of us, what in the world??



Gene: Hayes goin for the pin

Ross: Cant blaim him for that



Gene: Well the Freebirds get the win here, but you can tell by there face they are upset on how it went down





Ross: I hope we can get to the bottom of this, i dont know even to what to say about it



Gene: Jim i have know idea either, Stunning Steve and Heenan making there way to the back now, fans up next we have Abdulah the Butcher taking on The American Dream, and we'll have this right after the break!!!!

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COMING TO LIVING THERE LEGENDARY STATUS IN CWA SOON.............

[Matty]

Heenan: And now hes gone, so......................



Matty: Heenan what the hell was that all about?



Heenan: Whats what about??? I dont know what your talking about, did u get my message about Tully?



Matty: You know what im talking about, and are talking about the message on the napkin with ketchup all over it??? were you serious, and why isnt Tully goin to be here tonight for the big tag match???



Heenan: what not good enough for ya??, his palne didnt get in, yeah thats why??



Matty: I sent him his plane ticket??? Everyone else got here fine?



Heenan: You sent him coach, he only flys first class??? whats wrong with you, plus i got Austin as the replacement



Matty: Heenan this better not be some kind of setup tonight or you will regret it, then its Orndorff and Austin taking on Arn and Windham, and thats final!!!!!!



Heenan: K c-ya, by by, ta ta for now, sianara, wateva........



Arn: Alright thats fine, Tully is definatly mine though.........



Matty: Arn. Barry i got some bad news for you guys, Tully is not here tonight



Arn: What do you mean Tully isnt goin to be here tonight?



Matty: Apparently his flight didnt come in



Arn: I can tell you now that thats a bunch of crap, who taking his spot, Rude or Austin???

Matty: Its Austin

Arn: Ok then, we'll take this out on him tonight then, and if i was a betting man i would bet on me being the new US champion come Head 2 Head!!!!!!!



Matty: I understand your frustration, i see you la.... Hey JJ, Hows things been???



JJ: Fine thanks, just thought id, you know, catch up with some old freinds, you know i just got done catching up with an old freind the other day, he told me to tell ya something, he told me to tell you, You have got a deal!!!!!!!

Matty: Wwwwwwwoooooooooo!!!!!! Thank you Mr. Dillon!!!!



Ross: Now i think thats means

Gene: O you know what that must mean Ross, I think hes coming back!!!!



Ross: Well lets not get ahead of ourselves here, Dusty and Abdulah are next, here comes Abdulah with Gary Hart now





Gene: Dusty Rhodes is on the attack!!!



Ross: O my hes not waiting for the match to start







Ross: And he gives Gary Hart an elbow for good measure



Gene: The Army has this one coming, after what ahppend earlier tonight





Ross: The Dream back in the ring now and hes choking the Butcher!!!!





Gene: The ref puts astop to it, but Rhodes goes right back after the Butcher





Ross: And o my!!! Huge throte punch from Abdulah there, Rhodes os down from that one



Gene: Abdulah now goin back to work on Dusty, hwtas he calling for here





Ross: Hes got a painful hold on The Dreams neck!!! Dusty looks to be going out of it!!!!

Gene: Ref askin him, wait The Dream is getting his second wind it looks like!!!!



Ross: Hes working through the pain!!!



Gene: Hes up on his feet now!!! Abdulah trying even harder to put more preasure on that hold



Ross: Dusty with elbows to Abdulahs gut!!!! He breaks loose,, hes heading to the ropes now





Ross: Huge bionic elbow!!!!



Gene: Abdulah goes into the ropes!!! Gets thrown back in the middle of the ring!!!



Ross: Dream with another one!!!!!

Gene: Hes got the Butcher realing!! And..........



Gene: Abdulah goes down!!!!!!!!!

Ross: O my god, I havent seen anyone get the Butcher down like that before!!!!!!!, Wait Gary Hart getting on the apron, whats he doin!!!



Gene: The Dream heading his way!!!!



Ross: He better watch out Abdulah getting to his feet!!!!





Ross: Hes goin after Rhodes!!!!!!!!



Gene: The Dream moves out of the way

Ross: And Abdulah just clocks Gary Hart!!!!!!!!



Ross: The Dream with a school boy!!!!!!!!!! 1.....2...



Ross: 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gene: dusty wins, dusty wins!!!!!!!!!



Ross: What a match and what a victory for the American Dream!!!!! Hes almost to Sullivan!!!!!

Gene: Sullivan said if Rhodes could take out the Army he would get his shot at him!!! Wat a match we just witnessed!!!



Rhodes: Thats 2 down SUllivan, The Dream iths comin for ya babay!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ross: What a match fans!!!!

Gene: What match indeed next up our main event, Arn Anderson and Barry Windham taking on Stunning Steve and Mr. Wonderful!!!!!

[Matty]

Ross: Speak of the Devil, here comes the Heenan Family now



Gene: Austin has got that vest of Pillmans

Ross: Adding insult to injury





Gene: Orndorff, whom may i add cost Lex Luger the CWA Championship, which we havent seen Luger since

Ross: Hes been out with a back injury caused by Orndorff's huge back breaker, and look at Austin



Ross: He stepping all over that vest of Pillmans!!!!!!!!

Gene; Must be Heenan class working there



Ross: Well you have got to give credit to where its do, these two are phenomenal athletes, and as a team there even more of a threat!!!!



Gene: That they might be but these two men dont care, here come the Horsemen!!!!!!!!!



Ross: And there taking off right into the ring!!!!!!!!!





Gene: Staight after the Heenan Family!!!!!!!



Ross: Windham just whaylayed Austin!!!!

Gene: Arn is goin after Orndoff on the outside





Ross: Arn sending a message to Blanchard!!!



Gene: With a huge right hand!!! Orndoff is down



Ross: In the ring Windham sending Austin to the ropes!!!

Gene: this is just a fight Jim Ross



Ross: That it has and Anderson with ah uge knee to Orndorffs gut!!!!



Gene: In the ring Windham has gone air born!!!!





Ross: O mY, Orndoff now coming back on Anderson!!! But Windham goes for the pin already!!! 1....2...



Ross: And Austin kicks out



Gene: Windham now Picking Austins lifeless body up, while the ref is trying to straighten things out on the outside



Ross: Windham Looks to be tryin to get the sleeper locked in but Austin is fighting it!!!





Ross: O my!!! Low blow by Stunning Steve, Windham is down now, Austin is getting back to his feet





Gene: The ref has no idea to what has happend here

Ross: Orndorff has got Arn against the ring post here!!!





Ross: Arn moves!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hes goin back in the ring now!!!



Gene: I dont think Austin even seen him!!!!!!!!



Ross: He's waiting for him to turn around!!!!







Ross: SPINEBUSTER!!!!!! SPINEBUSTER!!!!!!!! cover him!!!!! cover him!!!!!!!!

Gene: But Windhams the legal man!!!!!



Ross: Arn putting Windham on top of Austin!!!!!!! The Brian is on the apron though!!!!!!!







Gene: Arn gets the refs attention!!!!!!! its got to be over here!!!!!!!



Ross: 1!!!!!!!2!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wait!!!!!!!!!





Ross: Orndorff pulls Austin out of the ring, i thought it was over for sure there!!!!



Gene: I did too Ross!!!



Ross: Wait just a minute lok at the entry way!



Gene: It had to be a set up!!!!





Ross: Rude attacks Windham, Tully pulls Arn off the apron!!!!!!!!!







Ross: And O my!!! Tully just threw Arn against those ring steps!!!!!!!

Gene: And look in the ring Austin has Windham up!!!!







Gene: O my goodness i cant beleive this, he up!!!!!

Ross: Stun Gun!!!!!!!! Arn trying to get in the ring to save Windham but he can barely move, fans we are out of time once again, we'll see ya at Head 2 Head!!!!!!!!!